So my friend put up a blog post telling the world his top 10 reasons why being a man is better than being a woman. I feel like I should rebuttal his post with my own. So here you are. “The Rebuttal” to “10 Reasons I’m Glad I’m Not A Woman.”
#10- Man Movies are Better
Response- Everyone loves a sappy love story
I’ll admit. I’m not that into chick flicks. I love a bloody battle and a scene where everything is blown up. My favorite movies are considered guy movies! Iornman, X-Men, 300, Transformers, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Green Lantern, Star Wars, Zombieland, Clash of the Titans, Sherlock Holmes, Gladiator, Casino Royale, Ect. But a good chick flick is also nice! The Proposal for example, AMAZING! I loved it! Plus it has Ryan Reynolds which just makes me happy. Mmmm, Ryan Reynolds! And what about Leap Year! That was super good too! Mean Girls, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Made of Honor, 27 Dresses, Just Go With It, Hitch, No Strings Attached, Friends With Benefits, Etc. Yes. Chick flicks and I’ve seen them all. PLUS I know A LOT of guys who have seen most of these and loved them. No they were not gay. They probably are some of the most Manly Men I know and they’ve seen at least two or three of these. What do you say to that? Movies are just amazing. Everyone has different tastes. But I’d still like to watch suspenseful movies. I guess he has a good point with #10.
#9- I Don’t Have to Date Men
Response- But Guys are HOT!
Ok. I’ll admit. Guys do suck sometimes. My best friends are guys and I mostly hang with guys instead of girls and sometimes they can be very, douchebaggy. Ok, a lot of the time I’ll admit. BUT, at least I don’t have to date a girl! Girls are SO high maintenance, I’ll admit it, and they’re catty and bitchy (excuse my language). I love telling people how amazing they are but some girls (me not included) need to be told they’re amazing, and special, and a princess, 24/7! It has to be tiring! I will admit. I am always worried about my butt being looked at while I walk down a hall. I was told just a few months ago I have a nice one and went all through high school with guys checking it out all the time as I walked and now I’m a bit paranoid! Plus when a guy is looking at my chest I want to smack them! They’re just stupid lumps of fat on my chest! Why do you like them so much?! I HATE them! I have a whole rant about this but I’m not putting it up on this. Only a few people have heard this and I guess it’s hilarious! But 1, it needs to be told in person and 2, only certain GIRLS get to hear it. Sorry! Oh, and I do have a butt rant too. ;) Guys are less maintenance (sometimes) and much more easy going. I’m SO happy I don’t have to date a catty chick!
#8- I Can Pee Standing Up
Response- Why Did You Go There?!
I wouldn’t want to pee standing up! Plus I think it would suck! If a guy goes into the bathroom and goes into a stall all the other guys know what they’re doing; taking a dump. I don’t want everyone knowing if I’m going #1 or #2! I mean SERIOUSLY! Also, going around with a stick between your legs would get SO annoying! I don’t even want to think about it! Ok.. NEXT! I’m SO getting off this!
#7- Shoes
Response- AH! Shoes!
I hate having so many pairs of shoes plus having to match your shoes to your dress. I HATE high heels. High heels were made by men so while a chick walks her butt does some sort of nice motion guys like (I actually found this out by listening into my guy friends conversations). COME ON! I hate how society now wants me to wear heels when I dress up. I need to wear a dress today for a presentation later on. I have to wear dress shoes too, AKA heels. THEY HURT! I have walked all across campus today and my presentation’s still not for another 45 minutes! I agree with this one! I blame men for this torture! Did you know that men were the first to wear heels and make up.
You: “NO! you’re lying.”
Me:” NO I’M NOT! Now pay attention! “
Yes it’s true. I’ve done my research. I swear the only reason we do it now is caus long ago guys got tired of it and said “my wife’s being a bitch to me today. I’m going to make her wear these uncomfortable shoes and paint her face so I don’t have to see the ugliness of it!” Ok ok, maybe it wasn’t like that but IDK how else I got stuck doing this!
#6- I don’t Have to Wear A Shirt
Response- Neither do I!
Ya I can’t really walk around with nothing on up there but hey! It’s a free world in my room. Ok, I’ve never had the urge just to go around topless. I LOVE tank tops and wear them ALL the time. NO it’s not caus I’m a slut, it’s just caus I feel comfortable in them. I hate bra’s I’ll admit and wish I didn’t have to wear them. But alas I do. Stupid society telling me I have to be uncomfortable all day with a wire poking into my side! GRR! When I get home I’m getting out of this dress and putting on a tank top! HA!
#5- One Man Bathroom Trips
Response- Oh What You Don’t Know What We Do When We Go Together
Did you ever think the reason we go together is to talk about something YOU’RE not supposed to hear? Maybe we’re helping each other fix something like a dress. We possibly may be fixing our hair and makeup. And MAYBE we just need to all get a break from you or save our friend from someone. There are many possibilities. I am a big girl and go to the bathroom by myself… when I’m actually going that is. ;) If I ever go with someone else there’s a different reason.
#4- Men Don’t have to Shave
Response- I Do It Caus I Want To
I HATE stubble on my legs. It bugs me and it itches! Plus I love when my legs are smooth. I know girls who don’t shave unless they’re showing their legs. True and it’s smart. I just do it all the time caus I hate the itchiness and love the smoothness. Enough said.
#3- No Boobs
Response- Good point
Like I said. I have a boob rant. NO I’m not putting it up
You: “AH! Come on! I want to hear it! I’ve heard it’s Hilarious!”
Me: “I SAID NO! And only certain people get to hear it!”
Just know I hate them and they’re a bother. He has a good point on this one.
#2- No PMS
Response- Are You Mentally Ready For This?
ONLY SOME GIRLS ARE LIKE WEARWOLVES DURING THEIR PERIOD!!! I’m not! :D YAY! I’ve been told I’m totally normal. Maybe this is because I’m crazy and weird all the time and I crave random things every single day (guys do too. Yes I know this). Sweet. No one knows when I’m on! I love that. Yes some girls are monsters (Oh man, I know this one girl and during hers… *shutter*) and it sucks. Luckily I’m not one of them! People, Guys, have tried to guess mine and they’ve been WRONG! Hahaha! Guys PMS daily! It’s been proven! We just don’t notice it that much because we’re used to their random outbursts and weird moods. Now back off the PMS thing! I mean really!
#1- I Can’t Give Birth
Response- Lucky Bastards!
I’ll admit. I’m not looking forward to it. I do want kids, don’t get me wrong but I’m so not looking forward to the pain and the other crap. But being pregnant may have its up’s! I will have somewhere to put my soda when I’m lying on the couch. I do get to eat ice cream non-stop without people criticizing me. I…. Ok, I can’t think of anything else…
So all in all, I use to always wish I was a guy. I used to hate the color pink (still do a bit but doesn’t bother me as much anymore), used to steal my brothers toys caus they were cooler than mine, etc. I always thought I should’ve been born a guy. I’m kinda starting to like being a girl. I never knew how nice it was for a guy to open the door for you when you get into the car! My friends do it a lot and it does make me happy even though I act like it bugs me (oh shoot… hope they don’t read this and find out my secret). I do like girls nights (oh the stuff we talk about) and more. But all in all… He was right. Guys have it WAY better than girls. There I said it. Now you can come and beat me up if you feel like it. I’m jealous of guys but I’m ok being a girl. Wait, a Woman. Yes, sounds more powerful! Have a fantastic day! :D
I’d suggest reading his as well. Just so you can get both points of view.
“10 Reasons I’m Glad I’m Not a Woman” By Mattsmistake
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